And if I were going to switch to Linux, which is looking pretty likely (thanks, friends!) what distributions and desktops should I consider?
Is GNOME 3 as weird as it sounds?
Twenty-odd years ago I was a debian user, but I got fed up with some font management issues and decamped to the new improved "BSD in a clown suit" MacOS. It's a whole new landscape now.
@cameron @alikins I'm most familiar with openSUSE and Fedora, and both have a very high chance of things Just Working. Gnome is very cozy and polished these days! Happy to help if you get stuck.